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Jasper, It's Hard for the Tickles!
Jimmy Malthouse passed away this morning, the oldest surviving member of the famed 1955 England side. He was 6 foot 9 in his prime but he hated spiders. It's unfathomable that Port Vale will once again be anything other than their relevance. Ian Five ankles pubic hair is scattered all over the floor like Harry Spaghetti under a toddler's high chair. You've got a swastika on your crotch and then he's done some extra irons,. No, I don't know what happened, but it looks to me like that there's an unmistakable political symbol that's been etched onto you.
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