Will You Go to Prom With Me?

Dad got a big, unused porcelain toilet and filled it full of chocolate. He buried a small, little plastic cylinder with ta note in it that said, will you go to prom with me? And then he did it in the, you know, i guess wan's prom, april May. Late spring. Left it out in the sun, fore tago there, l melted t yet for the most part, still little chunky. Took it over there, left it on the yard. Ran girl comes out, opens the lid what looks like a big, you know,. narly poo and a sign on the inside of the lid that says, dig down