The Long Fingernail

It's been a big week on the Kyle and Jackie O'Shoe diary. Bradley Cooper was lucky to get an appointment because he doesn't do massages on other men. Tom Gretta was having a blast, just saying, the sex goes downhill. And if you're expecting it to be on every time you come home, when you're married, forget it. If you're celebrating today, call us on 13-10065.