The Wild Card Theory of Mind Control and Big Government

This theory is so popular, even though there's so little evidence to support it. Chemtrails are clouding the sky to block out visibility of a giant planet called Nibiru that's rocketing towards Earth on a collision course for world destruction. It's an internet hoax with no basis in fact. If a large planet was really so close to the Earth, it would be visible to the naked eye. Not only is Nibiru not visible in the sky, but it can't even be seen through a telescope. There's absolutely no proof it exists. Okay, we can let this one go. What's the verdict on our three main theories?