The One-Eyed Magistrate

The one-eyed magistrate was supposed to arrest all Americans Who were squatting But he could only see half. He walked right up to Pickett's camp And demanded to see Pickett The magistrate Told Pickett he was trespassing And to get off the islandPickett then introduced the British magistrate to the U.S. magistrate and they agreed that any American can squat Wherever he wants. Isn't that right on your dog's To this day? It's the fucking island thing where someone goes up and They did it again, said I'm going to arrest you And they wouldn't know anyone Okay You better know You make a good point So that's fair.