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94: Vampire Ex-Boyfriend

The Nextlander Podcast

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The Drought Deficits Have Nearly Been Waxed Out

I could just come over to your house and just like aim of fire hose at you know where the basement would be and see what gets in. Have you ever sprayed a fire hose? I have never sprayed an actual fire hose. They look unwieldy and I did not have enough people backing me up so I did not go flying like fucking Johnny Knoxville. Did Johnny Knoxville spray aFireHose? I think at least one of the jackass guys did if I remember correctly. Oh geez Yeah. There's a lot of pressure in those dem hoses. Dem hoses my favorite housing chain song.

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