The CIA's Freedom of Information Request

There are countless conspiracy theories on what is happening at Area 51. But we have settled on four theories worth discussing next week. The first and most major starts in a town called Roswell, New Mexico where the Air Force initially called it remnants from an unidentified flying object. That has come to be a practice lie for those in charge of Area 51. We imagine it would be along the vague lines of top secret research into new technologies for the Air Force.