How to Make Latchkey Stew

The first woman Rachel had met that day, the very first person to slam the door and refuse to share any food, spoke up. "These keys will make excellent stew! The only problem is I'm using such a small pot," she said. Well, I'm pretty sure I have a bigger pot tucked away somewhere; I'll go get it. Huh, not bad for folks who claimed they wouldn't even share with their own neighbors!" By now, the entire town had filed out onto the street.