Everton's Sleepless Aache

Everton face Bulmouth on the last day of the season. The Toffees were relegated from the Premier League three years ago. I've spent a lot of time asking myself, what is an Everton? What am I actually doing? There's another Everton that is totally existing outside of all of our controllers fans, the board level. That vortex of present day self sabotage has led us to one ill informed decision after another. Inextricably sagging towards the bad place. Are you ready for this? The day in which the Premier League takes over the sci-fi channel. Is the human emotional spectrumready for this?