The Guinea Pigs Are Good

The guinea pigs are good though. They love them in Christmas sweaters. I they do not like being dressed. They run around all naked like, what the hell, man? Why not? You own them. But but but but because you'll like this. It's very cute. Are you giving them presents? I've been giving them little little treats, little pumpkin treats. Trinkets. None of them are dead. Not yet. Sometimes they sometimes get me. Sometimes they get me. "Sometimes I'll walk out and they'll definitely be in a roadkill adjacent position"