The Cat Runs Behind the Telly

"We felt like a pair of rhinestone cowboys. A couple of swells," he says about his love affair with cheese toasts. "I was just sitting there... got my arse all nicely like settled sunk into the sofa cushion." But then I hear Lengo, he'sGot your sandwich. And I look round and while I was distracted, the cat had jumped up on the fucking coffee table and neat the top of my sandwich right? So the top slice had come off with the melted cheese. ...So I go, you're bastard. I chased the cat. The cat runs behind the telly!"