News for the week of March 30, 2026: fun with UUIDs, Cloudflare gunning for Wordpress, and how OSS maintainers can defend against spearphishing attacks. From the community: a very Solid 6 hours, compiling TS to native UI code, and a super fast VIN decoder.

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Chapters

(00:00) - Welcome to the Show
(05:01) - News: ECMA Fools Day
(07:22) - News: Cloudflare's EmDash Wants to Replace WordPress
(11:56) - News: Attackers Are Spear-phishing High Profile OSS Maintainers
(20:31) - News: BabylonJS v9, a 3D TypeScript Game Engine
(21:38) - News: Claude Code CLI Source Code Leaked
(24:00) - Library Watch: LayoutSans, Pure TypeScript 2D Layout Engine
(25:29) - Library Watch: PerryTS Compiles TS to Native UI on Any Platform
(28:55) - Library Watch: Gagen, Generating GitHub Actions with TypeScript
(30:48) - Library Watch: finprim, Type-safe Financial Primitives
(32:27) - Library Watch: GameDevLibrary, Excalibur.js Demos and Snippets
(34:14) - Highlight: How Vercel Made Turborepo 96% Faster
(37:16) - Highlight: oxlint and oxfmt Framework Compatibility Matrix
(37:46) - Highlight: Jake Archibald Highlights Proposed HTML-in-Canvas Feature
(38:49) - Highlight: Boston TS Club is Back
(39:17) - Highlight: Solid 2.0 with Ryan Carniato
(40:18) - Highlight: Cardog's Super Fast VIN Decoder in Corgi V3
(41:32) - Highlight: Fireship's Explainer on What Pretext Does
(43:48) - Bleets of the Week
(44:46) - Secret of the Handbook: Assertion Functions
(46:50) - Cool Link: neovim 0.12
(48:07) - Cool Watch: Hands-on with Artemis II
(49:14) - Cool Watch: Floating Point Math is Really Hard
(50:27) - Cool Read: Project Hail Mary
(52:39) - The Minnesota Long Goodbye

News

ECMA Fools Day
Every UUID Dot Com
Hot Guids in your area
Cloudflare: Announcing EmDash, Wordpress in TypeScript
Socket: Attackers Are Hunting High-Impact Node.js Maintainers in a Coordinated Social Engineering Campaign
BabylonJS v9 released
Anthropic: Claude Code Source Code Leaked and Rewritten in Python

Library Watch

From the Community

Vercel: Making Turborepo 96% faster
VoidZero: Oxlint Oxfmt support compatibility matrix
Jake Archibald: HTML-in-Canvas demos
Boston TS meetup is back!
Ryan Carniato: 6 hours of Solid 2.0 talk
Cardog: Binary Indexes and What a Tiny LL M Learned About VINs
Fireship: He just crawled through hell to fix the browser…
Bleets of the week: Jokes on them and what types for plastic BBQ set?
Secret of the Handbook: TypeScript assertion functions

Cool Links

Music
Seahorse Dreams by Kubbi (Spotify)

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