Red Velvet Cake for a Period Party

My daughter, ila criser, named her period jason because she got it on friday the thirteenth. I dressed all in red like it was chinese new year's drinking pino noar. I made possa with chunky marinara sauce and i giggled the whole night at these two boys, max and carter, wiped faces covered in red cake like it's their honeymoon. Like, fuck et. I'll eat it anyway. Bert crisher k, big boy, only on net. Lags.