The Doctor Says I'm Fucking 300 Pounds Overweight!

"I need to lose weight, man. The doctor says I'm- I'm fucking 300 pounds overweight," he said. "Do you wanna come in, like, 11 o'clock? What are your hours?" He asked the receptionist if she could see him on a Monday or Tuesday. She told him they were open from 7 p.m.-11 p.m., but that Wednesday might be 'a bone and a Wednesday'