What Does Ker Starmer Do?

Karstalmer: Patriotism involves feeling awful when your country inflicts damage upon itself. The idea that we've turned those islands into the first territory in the history of humanity to impose economic sanctions upon itself really upsets me. I looked at the farrages and the ric moggs and the johnsons and the francoise and the brexet hard man steve baker's and and the nden dorises, and i just thought, no, no way. What does ker starmer do? Is one which i am glad i don't have to answer, or at least i'm glad my livelihood doesn't depend upon it.