The Legend of Haskell the Fool

Herschel and Yantl bought up all the garlic they could find. They loaded it into a massive sack and set sail for the kingdom Haskell had just visited. When they arrived in the port, they dragged their sack of garlic to the palace. The queen laughed; she was quite fond of food that has lots of flavor. "Now my brother and sister will never call me Haskell the Fool again," he said.