First Cousins

There are a bunch of people from our past, Twisted History's past, that were cousin fuckers. John Adams II married Mary Catherine Helen at the White House while his dad was still president. Imagine Hunter Biden or Donald Trump Jr. or Malia or Sasha... Hunter married Bo's wife. But not in the Rose Garden. Who would surprise you, though? Sasha and Malia didn't get married to their cousin in the fucking Rose Garden while Malia was like, I ain't going.