Don't Have a Tail. It's Just Like One Horn

The owner of the LA Times challenged Brinkley to transplant goat testicles into one of his editors. California didn't recognize Brinkley's license to practice medicine from the Eclectico medical university. Chandler pulled some strings and got him a 30 day permit. The operation was considered a success and John got the accolades from the New York from the LA Times.