Libes, Don't Pander!

My wife and i both thought she mispronounced bogota. Yis her a big columbian com my wife lived in the bronx, right riim like a ship at bogais like multiple bogotas. We bogotas, my wife, it's o bogita. It's not b o g i t a. Ere even worse, she was trying to talk about bodegas. Bodegas, you don't like convenience stores, so she called them bogades or bodegas or whatever. You may want to learn how to pronounce that first. Just an idea. That was after she talked abouta comparing hispatic voters to tacos