The Godfather of American Sunbathing

The godfather of American nudism was also married to his cousin. Jerry Lee Lewis, probably worse than Bill Wyman, married his 13 year old cousin while still married to his second wife. Liam Neeson has the biggest penis in Hollywood right now and I want everyone to remember that. John Hamm is a massive wretch but he's better off playing Hamaconda on The Biggest Loser.