Fuck You, Ted. You're a Fucking, It's Names Their College Melon, Baby.

"We are the, obviously the, let's put it this way, Ted. Who else would be able to give you such an accurate ranking of all of the states in the United States besides two Northeast earners? That's true." "Because we know that we're the smartest, we've got all of the colleges. I mean, California's got some, I guess, we got MIT, we got Harvard, Charlotte, Carnegie Mellon and Drexel University," he says. 'I don't even know where the fuck Yale is'