You're a Red White and Blue Guy.

"I'm not a riht white and blue guy. Ave a patriotic yth that," he says. "They took it, ye, the contuceted dik tok removed itb, but that's a, it's a pro." He also talks about being third out of eight kids in his high school class; how he got fired from a chick falet. The show airs at 8 p.m. ET on TLC.