I'm Going to Try and Avoid the Olympics

I'm going to try and avoid the Olympics. I hate being trapped in an underground train, full of people. The best one is when they get on the tube with a massive rucksack... It's very, very funny. Sometimes you see families getting separated. We're all weird when we're tourists. Next on the list: The Queen's Diamond Jubilee. King George VI died 60 years ago but Colin Firth still alive. There is a fantastic full moon now. So, there is that joke, of course, which is, I used to be a werewolf, but I'm all right now. All right, come on.