The Unkillable Malloy

This chapter narrates the darkly comedic saga of Michael Malloy, a man seemingly immune to a series of lethal murder attempts by his friends for insurance money. Despite being served wood alcohol and subjected to outrageous schemes like being run over by a cab, Malloy continues to survive, leading his conspirators to frantic despair. The story escalates into an investigation after his eventual demise, showcasing the absurdity of their failed plots and the chilling consequences that follow.