Hitchhiking All Over New Mexico

David Parker lost his virginity to a hippie named Sally when he was 17. He left her behind and started hitchhiking all over New Mexico with another hippie by the name of Sally. Some people say either she's the second victim or the 10th victim, like they truly don't know. David then moved to Elephant butte Lake, New Mexico where he worked as a mechanic on cars and sailboats until he saved up enough for an own boat. And so he bragged about how he knew every square inch of that lake unless you thought he was a super good person.