What Are the Objects in the Sky?

The Air Force and a lot of senior military leaders immediately came out and were like, hey, we're not saying this is aliens. We think it's other things. The constant back and forth folks is really not helping between the statements and the retractions and the clarifications. Also, it appears now that this is turning into what liberals love to do. Liberals love word games. So these things started as a Chinese spy balloon and now it's turned into a search for objects in the sky. If they're real or really disturbing, what the hell are these things?