The Unfairness of White Shorts

I couldn't stop staring at his muscular bottom. I've never seen a bum like that. He knew you were staring. It was gorgeous. My little eye was flickering away. All right grandma. Back off. Did you see that woman with the weird eye? Oh my god. So embarrassing. The English female football club have now managed to change their white shorts to blue because if any of them have their periods they're like it's really unfair that we have to. And I thought this was really good. They loved it with their white shorts. They were black. did you hear? and I think it's a big deal. Do you want with that? No but I just thought