Final Ranking on the 'F*cking Guy' Matrix

Hosts categorize Bovino as a reckless opportunist and reflect on the harms he caused.

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IErin and Alyssa dive into the past of the border patrol Napoleon, Greg Bovino. From his embarrassing work in El Centro, to cosplaying as an SS officer, to escalating ICE devastation around the country, this fascist pipsqueak may be our most wannabe tough-guy yet.

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