The History of Night Train

I like the handy grip of the bottle. I never tried night train. Did you have that? Dude, it's a nightmare is what it is. Like you don't even sober up before you get a crushing headache from it. It comes with a headache. That's what it says on the bottle. What would I drink? Mad dog. Mm-hmm. Can you even call those wine? No. It's not wine. It's wine like... It's a good prudo. And Colt 45 came in gigantic, like, bottles. Man, that was our jam for a little while. But then we decide to own our shame and be like, hey, this