The Last Premier League Game of My Life

Everton have only been out of the top flight for four seasons since they were founded in 1888. Last season, we swore we would never repeat a season. It ended in delirium. With one game to go, Frank Lampard, scenes, dancing on the directors dug out and pretending he knew the words to spirit of the Blues,. We just come back again from the death, two-nil down to Crystal Palace. Remember, it's only summer. I feel like I'm in a state of pre-morning. And perhaps because it's the second time in a year? But on Battlecrave, I feel literally bereft.