What Do You Call a Unicorn That Goes to Work?

What do you call a fish with no tail? What? A one eyed grape? Doctor, doctor, i hit my head. Knock, knock. Who's there? Toilet? Toilet. O, toilet. Cat. Haha, ha, ha,  hahaha, haha. It's the morning after queen elizabeth and prince philip's seventieth wedding anniversary. There was a big to do at buckingham palace last night. They id kil am special portraits for the couple, everything else. So let's find out from the queen herself how everything went down last night for the big anniversary partysilland put your clothes back on ons ringi Ha,