The Red Socks Are a Great Team, but We're in Last Place.

The Red Sox are in last place, but they're using the same relief pitcher who keeps blowing games for them. The only thing he hays, apparently, is ame, look, yankees are literally falling down and they could still score because of how bad that ball has hit so far. I'm here by calling for the appointment of a special master to get to the bottom of red sock's bull pen wos.