Slate Advice: Found Cock Ring Letter

Crazy JP Morgan scandal, the Met Gala is halloween for rich people, and Bryan Johnson continues to be weird on twitter.

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00:00 - Met Gala is halloween for rich people

8:13 - Dates - go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!

10:00 - Chirayu Rana

11:47 - Catch me if you can was BS

14:28 - JP Morgan

21:23 - Chirayu's other scams

23:35 - Canadian memes

24:22 - The things women do for men

26:25 - Any job is a woman's job (as long as there's air conditioning)

27:32 - JP Morgan cont'd

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33:00 - Rana's ChatGPT logs

46:11 - Bollywood sketch

51:12 - Infowars bought by the Onion

54:08 - Mamdani

57:06 - 7th grade boys calling lunch goyslop

1:01:00 - Fat made a comeback

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1:04:55 - Cuck of the Week

1:17:40 - Meghan Thee Stallion & Etsy witches

1:20:09 - Ian Lara's witch doctor story

1:22:43 - Scandalous discovery

1:26:33 - Bryan Johnson and his girl's vag

1:29:55 - Weird Science

1:34:16 - Wrap up