The Fuck in Tone

'I've accidentally picked it up on my way to the toilerye. And i answered the phone in a silly voice, they panicked and thought it was the voice of someone who had stolen his phone' 'He's gone for ages. He's probably walking round a pub, fukin accusing people of nicking his phone,' she says. She then pays him back - but only after he agrees to split her bill half-and-half with another friend.