The Fucking Motorola Razor Flip Phone at the Grand Canyon

"I was not impressed. I had a Motorola razor on that trip to flip phone," Frick says of his visit to the Grand Canyon when he was six years old. "You know about, you know, those assholes who talk about like dry heat or it's a dry heat. You won't sweat. Fucking faggots." Next up: Arizona tackle the Southwest.