Don't Give to the Good Will

"I don't mean to sound down on donating. It's good to give the charities," he says. "But why don't we just tell our relatives that i'm a four year old boy and i don't wear a man's double excel t shirt?" He adds: "So rather than violate these meaning es politeness rules, i'll just go off to bed in a smock like goddamn ebenezer scrooge."