I've Decided That if America Ever Splits, We'll Keep the Constitution, Right?

If america ever split up, you know, we're talking about red state, blue state, anything. The biggest theme that goes across all of it is that they can change the definition of a standard word and make you criminal. And i'm not making this up. This will sound like it came from the babylon be parody website. An actual fucking headline from c and n to day. Who decides if the us? Isn in a recession? Eight white economists you've never heard of? Can you all join me in just a heavy sigh? Cause anything i say is, your head is already there. So join me. I'll read it again. And i'd like to get