The First Time I've Met God in Person

I hope God's skateboards sound like a baby goat being shoved through a pipe. I just found out that koalas are evil. What the fuck? Something got pig. Shout out to daily dose. Of the internet. We love it. You saw him last night. Is that the first time I've met him in person? It's the first time we have met each other, and he is very good at remembering faces and names of people. That's crazy. There's like, I don't agree with me. You never agree with you. Who? Who did I remember? Name. Stephen, Richard, Stacy, Kim, Richard. And it was Richard the second