The Iron Dwarves

In a world where magic is normal and everywhere physics is totally rad and exotic all the most popular teens join physics club elena m a mudboarding cleric who heads the mud patrol which is responsible for saving any mud borders who have mudboarded into a tree or broken a limb gone off. The only lawyer to ever successfully beat pop on litigation got so deep under pop-offs fur pop-up literally ripped out his shoulder pads and threw them at the professional jacob c teaches physics at a high school in galore later on. i didn't write that one pjw played the deck of many things with all the cards face up and still chose to get trapped in a gem he was