Why You Don't Like Soccer

If you don't like soccer, it's because you saw a bunch of people trying to score and then they were easily stopped by the other team. So just watch the one player. Don't watch the whole game. Just watch what happens when he touches the ball. It's not soccer. He's not even playing the same game. And that's all it is. Soccer is 99%. Hey, it looks like he's going to...no, he's not doing anything. It looks like a good...no, the defense got it. All right, enough of that. I call this next segment, at least I don't live in Canada. The best players in the world are