Jarvis Johnson Lived in the Metaverse for a Week
Brain Leak
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How to Wipe Your Ass Balls
"I think I crumple under pressure. I fall real quick at the poker table," he says. "It's crazy because at first it's so hard, but then when you get a water, when it gets moist, it softens up." He uses one ply toilet paper instead of two ply to avoid getting poopy on his hands.
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