The Most Inexpensive Purchase I've Ever Made

I had a car made for me like it was a 60 car that, this car was built in the year of my birth, 1967 and I've had this car built in my specifications. At the time I couldn't drive, right? But I thought, by the time they've finished this fucking car, I will easily have learnt to drive,. That's not a problem, it's going to take two years. So two years after I paid for this car, this car turns up at my house, I've completely forgotten about the driving lessons and still to this day cannot drive. And it sits in a garage, it's built for a five for eight Englishmen, Irishmen,