Boris Hasn't Got Any Clothes On

Boris fell off his palanquin, writhing naked in the gutter. But people like nedin dorris and some of the guests on nick's show this morning cuwed up to tell you that he was still berobed in splendid garments. And the rest of us, those of us who were at the back of the cue,Those of us who are not part of the crowd shouting: 'He hasn't got any clothes on' We stand here to day marvelling at two things. Number one, how long it took; number two, the people still blowing their cazoos. The client journalists kewing up to pretend that he didn't preside over