How to Run Like a Penguin

I hold onto my boobs the whole time. Do you? I don't know because they're out of control. But like, if I'm running, I'll always run. And also I do this really weird run and I run for a bus. Because my tits will just go all over the place. It's hilarious. They go round in circles. Mine would literally swing like those kind of, you know, those, you know that thing, pendulum. Did I tell you the story? Dear God. Have I not told you the story going? Usually it's usually about your vagina or your tits.