The Methodology of Fucking Wine

i read about a study that said red wine makes you feel like matthew monahay, where you're transspending space time. i just want to read it from this article. They essentially had people fill out a questionaire at a fucking wine bar were who will not fuck and love wine are already hanging out. The participants were asked to drink two glasses of labla blas. Then they said, after they finished their second glass of wine, the participants completed the measures of altered states of ness again. Now, i'm not a scientist, although i always say i am on this show, and i apologize to listeners that have believed my science advice. But isn't it