Introduction

If you'd like your experience today to be one that you'll talk about to your grandchildren, well all you need is a cup of red mug or a glass of tanker shells and a canteen jugger flask of besselobetic iron except for a small submersible submarine. So if you don't mind, should I die in any way that looks amusing, like a bear attack, like if a bear kills me, that's kind of funny. Or if some horrible strange accident, somebody drives a car in my house, something like that, you have my permission to enjoy the hell out of it. I mean if I'm dead, why should I ruin your fun? So go