The Trifecta of Decisions

I was like I had the perfect shot. My child's drowning. Do I pull my pants up or do I just bend down? So this is not the trifecta of decisions Lola. People are snickering but people are being kind of polite. Like no one is making a deal about the fact that they just saw my entire vulva asshole Harry Buckrack. You know when it knows who you are though. Yeah it's really discreet. The cheeks were parted. They saw more than what my obstetrician has seen. If it was in a movie everything would have gone silent and it would have been like oh I'm losing a light shot"