Introduction

Jackie lost her virginity by the beach in a car. When she was young. To a weed dealer. Charlie Sheen called her Kyle and Jackie O. She's fing perfect. They just H.I.V. is such a great pickup line. I'm about to fall off! His Swiss full country. F it! We're doing live! Alrighty, then we are doing live! F***ing things suck! Broadcasting live. From the Kyle and Jackie Hotel. Cross Sydney. And around the world. The biggest stars. It's Miley Cyrus. Hey, listen, Megan Turner: "It's a real delight sitting next to her on the traveling auto panel