Introduction

Juggle Sandwich: What is the best state? We're not going to Texas. Everything's bigger in everything's better in Texas. The food is better. The women are better. I think that's it actually. And you know what? No smog. Not a single not a single day has passed when I've been like, oh, there's smog here. I feel like I can't breathe. Do you know what smog is? No. Have I forgotten about the Alamo? Hell no. You want to know something really funny?" "I was walking through my house two days ago trying to get a can of soda"