Butter Is Why It's Good

My favorite airport in the world is on the east coast of canada, in a city called halifax. They have a tank of live lobsters ye in the airport through security that you can just buy and then bring on the plane alive. Like, i've never been in a fight where we got to choose a weapon, but if i were, and the options were three ounces of shaving cream ora living pair of underwater scissors, i'm going to pick the lobster. But east coasters are on a real high horse about their lobsters,. ecause i'm from the west coast. We don't have them over there, and they have this whole attitude f like, well,